location: UAE | Type: Full-time | Joining: IMMEDIATE
Are you a tech-savvy, grammar-slaying, spreadsheet-sorcerer with the charm to run an office smoother than a barista’s espresso shot?
Then drop what you're doing and READ ON.
YOUR MISSION (if you’re awesome enough to accept it):
- Be the Excel Wizard: Pivot tables, VLOOKUPs, formulas—you breathe spreadsheets.
- Type like the wind – 60+ WPM? Even better.
- Handle admin like a pro & accounts like a mini CFO.
- Speak & write English like it’s your second nature (or your first!).
- Keep things tidy, timely, and top-notch—personality & presentation matter.
- Use AI tools (yes, ChatGPT too!) like a productivity ninja.
- Pick up fast, work smart, think smarter.
- Be flexible, dependable, and impossible to replace.
- Assist with basic HR tasks such as documentation, onboarding, and employee records
YOU ARE:
- Sharp. Fast. Witty.
- Tech-literate with common sense in abundance.
- Stylish, professional, and confident in your presence.
- Someone who says “Why not?” instead of “Why me?”
- NOT a time-waster. Only apply if you're the real deal.
IF YOU:
- Need spoon-feeding
- Can’t spell “punctuality” (or be it)
- Don’t know what a pivot table is
- → This is NOT for you.
WHAT YOU GET:
- AED 4000/month
- An environment that rewards smart work
- Growth, challenge, and serious skill-building
- A team that values quality over quantity
What We’re NOT Looking For
- Time-wasters
- Applicants without the required Excel & English skills
- Anyone unfamiliar with AI tools or admin basics
- Those who need constant supervision or lack initiative
Still here? GOOD. Now impress us.
Job Types: Full-time, Contract
Contract length: 24 months
Pay: AED3,000.00 - AED4,000.00 per month
Experience:
- Excel: 2 years (Required)
Language:
- English (Required)